So whats with this oxy-moronic alliance between rich old billionaires and hot actresses? well lets take the example of Salma Hayek and that owner of Gucci…PPR…..Ladies go thro post partum depression. But what do men like PPR go through after getting dumped by their femme fatales? They go thro….PPR! Thats POST-PARTUM RECESSION!!! WOW..PPR ur name reveals what u are going through…..its an overall recession with no hard-ons…. As for Salma, art dictates life…here’s how

PPR (in place of Diego Rivera) comes to visit Salma after the break up
Salma to PPR: You have lost weight!
PPR: You have lost ur Hard On
Salma: I dont need rescuing PPR…
PPR….I do…
Salma…I have a new baby, a stack of hospital bills, a dumped fiance, and a non existent film career…should I keep going?
PPR: Practically a letter of recommendation…
Salma…yes..for the next old billionaire in queue…
PPR….I was ur fellow, ur pocket, and ur best F****…but never ur husband…
Salma..Beauty is Truth, Truth Beauty